On the subject of 'If This is Wrong - I Don't Want to be Right', I offer my method of
Eating A 'Tunnock's Tea Cake'.
After the careful removal of a section of the chocolate shell, use a Gentle Hooking Action with the finger of your choice (preferably one of your own) to remove (and eat) all of the sticky sweet innards.
Ta da!
Cup of tea in Union Jack mug is entirely optional. Although it does, in my opinion, enhance the whole experience.
But - hold the phone - what is this?! Has the entire universe shifted on its axis?