I used to think I was quite cool (not that there has ever been any evidence to support this) but I have recently found myself to be what can only be described as Starstruck.
So far I have managed to spend my life pretty much entirely avoiding contact with Stars, both major and minor.
However, I always thought that, should I come face to face with a celebrated personage, I might retain an air of dignity - perhaps even issue forth with a charming/witty observation.
That was until a recent encounter with a Famous Person in my local corner shop caused me to revise my opinion.
In very close proximity to aforementioned FP my throat closed, I went bright red and sweated - a lot.
Now this person was someone whose programmes I enjoy, but I wouldn't say I was in awe of them. Why they should elicit such an extreme(ly unattractive) response is quite beyond me.
Naturally enough this whole episode brought to the surface a striking dilemma.